Let me introduce myself...I'm a stranger in a strange land.
I'm from Hungary, so I'm an immigrant. But actually I don't consider myself an immigrant anymore because I'm broke.
But I'm not complaining...Thank God in America we still have food, I love Trader Joe’s dumpster dives. Listen I know what you're thinking, but when I was growing up in communist Hungary during the Russian occupation, we didn’t even have garbage. Even the rats went hungry.The communists had a slogan:" Horse the other white meat". Sometimes people ask me: "So Gabby what are some of the Hungarian dishes?"
I’m like:"How should I know I never ate. I wish we had crack."
But I immigrated to America a long time ago...so I've metamorphosized. After fifty years I'm less like Zsa Zsa and more like Chris Rock.
